ventriloquist

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 06-Nov-2008 13:36:34

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs, and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Kentucky . With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through
his usual dumb blond jokes when a blond woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: 'I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes. What
makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you
who keep women like me from being respected at work, and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind
continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!' The embarrassed ventriloquist begins
to apologize, and the blond yells, 'You stay out of this mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your lap'

Post 2 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Saturday, 08-Nov-2008 11:43:43

rofl!